i kid you not.... i went on leave the proud resident of a beautiful, airy, light and spacious ocean view office... and came back to find all my stuff boxed up and shoved in The Worst Office Ever.
it had a view of the men's bathroom and if they opened the door too wide i could see who was doin' what.
its at that point that i decided i would do whatever it took to get out of the corporate world... my evil plan worked.
and that manager that moved my stuff (you know who you are) and took my office?? i'm glad you cried when you laid me off. i skipped from that building, took my pals out to a big steak dinner, and have only ever laughed at you.
HA!
now i have to go and clean the poo off my shoes.