so.
in the last couple days i've driven about 300 miles (i usually drive about 10 miles a week), been baked in the sun, denied by starbucks, and now i'm eating donuts for breakfast. and yeah - i'll be late for church too.
i've decided that people are totally crazy. first this driving thing is ridiculous. i normally only drive down to our little town, maybe a bit further and thats it. probably 10 miles a week tops - and my top speed is about 35mph. than the rest of the time i'm a passenger but we never really go anywhere... so wow. as soon as i got on the freeway i was all "ohmigosh these people drive so fast!"
which is kinda funny b/c i used to drive pretty fast too and now i'm all nervous about it. i totally need to get off farm more.
then i met up with some folks who dont have any idea what i do and explaining it to them was useless. they asked and i gave them the G rated version of whats going on here. i told them that we are going to "dress" our Meat Balls this week....and they looked at me like i had lobsters growing out of my ears. so i said.. "but you know, i'm not really gonna put little outfits on them." so they were all horrified even tho we were having lunch and most of them were eating chicken in one form or another. then one of the adults told me how stupid it was was we "make" our own food and just buying it at the store was cheaper. they were sitting in front of a plate of "non food", were about 70pounds over weight, on medication for high cholesterol, high blood pressure and their only activity is changing the channel on the tv. then i looked at them like they had lobsters growing out of their ears.
me: (blink blink)
and then i talked about cute little ducks instead.
and i'm totally hacked off at starbucks. i had a thing for a free tall coffee. so i asked for it iced...and they wouldnt give it to me that way. WHAT?? um.. it was 90*, i had been working outside and dripping sweat on their counter...and they were all "no iced coffee for you?" i wasnt asking for a gallon of frappucino - just pour it over ice?? nope. none for me. even the older lady next to me gave me that "you have GOT to be kidding me look.' so i'm gonna write them a mean letter telling them that if their promotions were too onerous for their store to fulfill then maybe they should just knock $1 off their bag of beans and get on with it. or get cheaper ice cubes. i dunno if they were gold plated, water-was-filtered thru diamonds, and then lovingly handcrafted by polar bears ice cubes or what... but come on. jerks. i'm pretty sure that its a sure sign of the coming apocalypse when starbucks gets all persnickity
and
i'm having donuts for breakfast. i found a small, family run donut shop that sells buckets (that i use for everything) - so i walked out with a couple food grade buckets AND donuts. whoot! now if I lived near Free i'd just get some of her buckets she got for free....but for now - whenever i need more i'll have a great new place to go (walmart is starting to NOT sell them at their bakery) and get more donuts too. yay!
ok now i'm late for church.
happy sunday everyone!