Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[ohiofarmgirl]

Probably just a pie and martini bender. I'll give her 24 hours before i filing a missing OFG report- even though i'm already missing her.

always the best course of action.
;-)

please stand by. we've been having heat advisories so my day is turned upside down. the further adventures of The Epic Bug war and what happened to Lucky will be coming as soon as its 95* and i'm not allowed to be outside anymore.

but for now its work work work... oh but hey this what happened all weekend . the turkey in the tub was pretty funny.

 

[Javamama]

Darnit woman - you and your bean bug war invaded my dreams last night! In the end I sent you on your way on a bicycle with a green bean that was over a foot long that you just had to show to TBM. And I think you lived in New Jersey, so that was going to be an awful long bike ride

 

[Wifezilla]

I dreamed the local farm had a chicken get loose and go broody in my shed. There were chicks, ducklings and poults everywhere!!!! Is there something in the air?

 

[sunsaver]

Nice blog, OFG! I guess you're off the hook, seeing as how you have a valid excuse.

 

[savingdogs]

I like the part on your blog where you scream when you found the live chick. Little miss tough-ee

SD looks down embarassed, kicking one toe with the other foot, when Deb and Java both elbow her.

 

[abifae]

I dreamed the entire floor was covered in maggots and there were bugs everywhere dropping on to me.

I don't like summer. I get bug dreams when it's hot. I have the fan on and feeling it brush the hair on my arms sets them off, I think.

 

[Wifezilla]

I'll send my dream chicken over to your dream maggots. They will be gone in no time flat!

 

[abifae]

Perfect!!!!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

somewhere on the high hill Kai hops and pops along in her tippy-toe, little girl run-walk. she wiggles her bottom and shakes her pom-pom tail singing her theme song ...and from time to time she jumps up to bite the head of the tall grass (which is not WEEDS crazy old man neighbor!..um.. ahem..). as she sees a butterfly alight she lifts her gaze and turns to follow it...then suddenly her laser-sharp nose zeros in on something familiar - she whips her massive head around toward the scent.

instinct takes over and she gets low, snuffing the ground and prowling the ancient stealth of her forebearers...like a ghost she glides thru the tall grass, her eyes seeing everything... the grass parts to reveal as open glen. suddenly she brightens, bouncing and dancing toward a lone figure leaning against a tree...

Kai: Lucky! whatcha doing here?
Lucky: mwfff tthuuu eeeez!
Kai: what? i dont have to pee
Lucky: mwfff tthuuu EEEEEZ!!!!!
Kai? what? sail the seven seas?

frustrated she suddenly reaches up and rips the duct tape off his mouth. and she sees that Lucky is bound to the old pine tree with heavy chains.

Lucky: UGUHGHGHG!
Kai: ooops!
Lucky: quick! get the keys! right over there - get me out of here!
Kai, pausing.....: humm..... well. only if..........

in the great distance they can see smoke but can barely hear what is happening.....

 

[kcsunshine]

Ergggggggg! You can't stop now!