Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[savingdogs]

*SD waves an old fashioned man's watch on a chain in front of Freemotion's face, saying in a calm voice....

"Isn't this interesting, Free? It makes you sleepy doesn't it? you are getting very sleepy......

Chickens are even better than goats......chickens give such nutritious gourmet eggs......you can't have just a few....you want more.....you NEED more......more chickens........

Free says "Yes, need more chickens"

Very good! says SD*

 

[abifae]

With all the peer pressure pamphlets, I never realized the biggest pushers would be for goats and chickens...

 

[kcsunshine]

*SD waves an old fashioned man's watch on a chain in front of Freemotion's face, saying in a calm voice....

"Isn't this interesting, Free? It makes you sleepy doesn't it? you are getting very sleepy......

Chickens are even better than goats......chickens give such nutritious gourmet eggs......you can't have just a few....you want more.....you NEED more......more chickens........

Free says "Yes, need more chickens"

Very good! says SD*

 

[savingdogs]

Quick, while she is under, what else do we need to do.....?

SD suddenly lights up and smiles....waves watch frantically

"You feel the desperate need to send elderberry pie to someone on your forum.....her name is savingdogs......."

 

[Wifezilla]

With all the peer pressure pamphlets, I never realized the biggest pushers would be for goats and chickens...

You're right abi! There was never a "Just say no to bucks!" or a "Chicken is addictin' " flyer in the counselor's office.

 

[savingdogs]

Or those ducks.........

*snort

 

[Kala]

With all the peer pressure pamphlets, I never realized the biggest pushers would be for goats and chickens...

You're right abi! There was never a "Just say no to bucks!" or a "Chicken is addictin' " flyer in the counselor's office.

 

[freemotion]

Hi, OFG, just flying through, got home late and there are udders about to explode and goats complaining about the service here.....so I haven't caught up yet....any more chicks? I just can't stop thinking about your daily hatch that has been going on for over two weeks now.....it has been on my mind all day for some reason!

Gotta go collect eggs, too....but for some reason, out of the blue, I think I should have oatmeal for breakfast for the next few days. Not eggs. Hmmm. That has never happened before.

And, oh, crap, it is getting dark and I need to pick more elderberries! GAAAAH! Not enough hours in the day! And I need to find a mailing address......I'm so tired that I can't remember who it was that I needed to send something to......anyone out there that I promised to send something to and forgot? I must be getting old....yikes.

*waves* Off to squeeze goats and pick up eggs!

 

[savingdogs]

Who, Me, free?

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

*SD waves an old fashioned man's watch on a chain in front of Freemotion's face, saying in a calm voice....

"Isn't this interesting, Free? It makes you sleepy doesn't it? you are getting very sleepy......

Chickens are even better than goats......chickens give such nutritious gourmet eggs......you can't have just a few....you want more.....you NEED more......more chickens........

Free says "Yes, need more chickens"

Very good! says SD*

*OFG in the background, clucking like a hen and pecking the ground. unbeknownst to SD, OFG was half watching her "whammy" Freemotion thru her glass of tequila...the prism in the glass and inattention caused an unexpected result *

OFG: cluck cluck cluck!