I feel your pain with the MIL. My mother must be related to her. She says the most bizarre things at the most inappropriate times.
And when you do get an 'atta boy' or compliment, there's always a zinger attached. "I like that shirt, it really hides all the extra pounds you've put on." Uh...thanks? 
Wifezilla said:You should get your cholesterol checked...because when it comes back normal you can hand her the report and watch her head explode. You should be eating bacon while talking about it I think...
Love this idea!I actually did that. My MIL, who has her weird moments about our animals too (I'll share the "don't look the monkey in the eye story someday.....) was very concerned about my dietary changes and the fact that I eat bacon, red meat, butter, full fat dairy, etc. So I showed her the blood work results, before and after. She still doesn't believe me completely but admits there may be something to it...Quail_Antwerp said:Wifezilla said:You should get your cholesterol checked...because when it comes back normal you can hand her the report and watch her head explode. You should be eating bacon while talking about it I think...Love this idea!