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Preparedness for SHTF or Mutant Zombie Biker Invasion .. Ready?

Discussion in 'Emergency Preparedness' started by Boyd, Mar 19, 2010.

  1. Apr 19, 2010
    rebecca100

    rebecca100 Almost Self-Reliant

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    Oh and we plan on setting up a 12 volt light system throughout the house and a few 12 volt appliances. Helps keep the generator usage down and can be used without a power inverter since it will run right off the battery. Right now we have two generators and 4 power inverters.
     
  2. Apr 19, 2010
    ohiofarmgirl

    ohiofarmgirl Sipping Bacon Martinis

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    yep! i was that spouse! then i figured out there might be something too all of this... hum....

    :)

    hey.. i think i resemble that remark... hee hee hee

    :)
     
  3. Apr 21, 2010
    Mackay

    Mackay Almost Self-Reliant

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    I have given up on stockpiling Toilet Paper.

    I have purchased color coded cheap wash cloths. Every one gets their own color, about 10 a each. And if the SHTF a bucket with lid with chlorine bleach will be in the bath room. I do not expect electricity to go off so the washer will work. If not the chlorine should do the job anyway. I do stockpile bleach

    and actually I need to find or get info on other bleaching agents that are in dry form... anyone know about that?
     
  4. Apr 21, 2010
    big brown horse

    big brown horse Hoof In Mouth

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    An ad i found on cl:

    Zombie Weapons/Garden Tools - $100

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    Let's be honest here...Romero had it right. One day, some lab worker in a secret underground government laboratory will drop a vial of mutated flu virus and BAM! The world will be overrun with the undead. What if you can't get to a shopping mall that is filled with usable weapons to defend yourself against the ravening horde? What if you are currently woefully under-equipped in the bludgeoning weapon category? What if you don't live near a Home Depot??

    That's where I come in.

    I happen to have a wall of weapons that will be absolutely fantastic in dispatching the undead to their final, complete demise.

    Included in this sale are the following:
    2 rakes - a lightweight one for clearing debris and a heavy-duty metal one for clearing bigger...debris.
    A 24" electric Hedge Hog hedge trimmer - perfect for keeping the hedges neat and low so that you can see what's coming toward your house.
    A 6' extension cord - very helpful with the electric hedge trimmer or to power a generator for nighttime lighting during eveing attacks.
    A snow shovel - you're going to need this to clean up your sidewalk.
    A long-handled shovel - the stuff isn't going to bury itself, you know.
    A 24" squeegee - for the wet stuff; you don't want anyone to slip.
    2 metal hoes - one that is the traditional hoe and another that is the type with 4 prongs. Time to hoe some zombies!!!
    A pair of pruning shears - for any...loose ends.
    A 24" push broom - again, clean up is essential to maintain the pristine look of your home, zombie apocalypse or not.
    An axe, just like a lumberjack! A whack here and a whack there and that zombie issue is just a memory!
    A hatchet - smaller than the axe, but just as effective. Maybe the kids can use it?
    A really awesome pick with a flat blade on the other end - this really needs no more description, does it? It's effectiveness speaks for itself.
    A metal mallet - can you say blunt force trauma?
    A short-handled shovel - just face it, you're gonna be digging holes.
    A gas powered lawn edger - just to tidy things up in the aftermath.
    A machete - good for close-quarter confrontations.

    All of the electric/gas powered tools work just fine with no problems. The rest of the tools have been used over the years and show regular wear and tear, but all are very serviceable. The reason we are selling is that we are moving to a hidden underground bunker to wait out the zombie infestation. So, no real need to trim lawns.

    A picture is below that gives you a general idea of what the tools look like. Please feel free to ask for details or more photos if you would like. Cash only, you pick up.

    Of course, all of this stuff could be used for gardening. You know, just until the zombies turn up.

    Thanks for looking!
     
  5. Apr 21, 2010
    old fashioned

    old fashioned Almost Self-Reliant

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    I'm beginning to wonder if someone from here is posting ads on CL :gig coincidence? or lurker?

    I swear it wasn't me! :D
     
  6. Apr 21, 2010
    big brown horse

    big brown horse Hoof In Mouth

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    :yuckyuck Me neither, I'm not that clever!
     
  7. Apr 21, 2010
    Ldychef2k

    Ldychef2k Survival Chef

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    Sorry, I just can't....


     
  8. Apr 22, 2010
    Mackay

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    Reminds me of the Texas chainsaw massacre and lawnmower man. :ep
     
  9. Apr 22, 2010
    Mackay

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    You may when your 400 rolls of TP run out.... elsewise make sure you are very good at plant identification.

     
  10. Apr 22, 2010
    Dace

    Dace Revolution in Progress

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    Frankly, I have had a crappy day. I am over it.

    "Hey Mutant Biker Zombies" she yells out the front window ...."bring it!"
     

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