Blackbird
Goat Whisperer



As some of you may know, I attend school online.
In my world geography class there is a discussion board and we have to post an introduction of ourselves, which is supposed to include where we live and our favorite movies, just the basics.
However, here are some portions of some of the posts - all made by females I might add;
"I LIVE to party, and have fun and hang out with my friends. I am out
until midnight everyday, I live on my cell phone, and my social life is
my main concern (apart from school). I am one of the most amazing kids you will ever meet, hands down. I am confident in myself, and not self
conscious by any means. I am easily made mad, and I am not afraid to let
people know. I am good with words, and will bring you down, lol. I love
life, and I love [School name here]. The teachers here are great, end of story."
"In my spare time, I love to text, party, drive around, go shopping,
hang out with friends, ride horses, dirtbike, snowmobile, and
fourwheeler. I'm a pretty amazing person and everybody loves me! I also have the most amazing friend ever." (I think her best friend lied to her)
And finally;
"I'm beautiful and a genius, so you can imagine I'm just amazing."

LUNATICS!