There is a possum in my kitchen!

[Beekissed]

My grandpa always taught me not to waste shells! Totally a waste of a good shell......

 

[delia_peterson]

Wanna a depends? People on here keep giving them to me, so I have plenty......

I am forming a club called People Informed of Stress-induced Streams, also known as P.I.S.S. Membership is free, bring your own chair liner!

I can pick up the refreshments when I do my Hurricane shopping tomorrow. My DD just told me 2 TS are out there..Ana and Bill so I need to get prepared.
Will there be a door prize? A goat? Anything cute and eats alot? lol!

 

[Beekissed]

Truly, guys, I didn't mean it to sound so blase.....I was very stunned when that possum walked right past my feet into my kitchen. You could have knocked me over with a feather!

Never known a wild animal to just walk into the house when you open the door......

 

[Beekissed]

Anything cute and eats alot?

Wish granted!

I have a gassy son who is cute and eats alot.

 

[k0xxx]

You could have just made a sign.

FWIW, according to the local wildlife agent it is extremely rare for a 'possum to carry rabies, but not unheard of. To re-use and over used and out dated phrase, You go girl! My wife would have used the twelve gauge, and then burned the house down for good measure.

 

[delia_peterson]

Anything cute and eats alot?

Wish granted!

I have a gassy son who is cute and eats alot.

Hmmmm....he may have to get used to grazing in the front yard. But thats ok..the neighbors on my left think I am weird anyway..

 

[Dace]

OMG...that Cat Found sign has me going....
I think I am gonna need a chair liner and I am not even a member of P.I.S.S.!!

 

[big brown horse]

P.I.S.S

This thread is just above Dace's "What is for dinner?" thread!!

 

[dragonlaurel]

He's still there. I move a chair, grab his tail and drag him out into the middle of the room.....the dogs calmly watch. The possum slides out with his little star-shaped paws sliding along the floor......he really, really stinks!


The dogs watch as he waddles back under the kitchen table.

My son just pulled into the driveway....I don't think I'll tell him we have a possum under the table.........

Hee! Hee!

If you ever get another possum in the house, those big plastic buckets are great. Put the opening near the face and shove it in with the lid. You can toss the whole mess near a tree and it will run for the woods. It never came inside again.

 

[Beekissed]

I'm also offering membership in a sister support group to P.I.S.S. for those who have been informed of, but need support for, the issue of stress incontinence issues......

People In Support of Stress-induced Incontinence, otherwise known as P.I.S.S.I. Now, if you are already a member of PISS and are following the programs there, you are already eligible to be PISSI. If not, its advisable that you take a PISS course before enrolling in being PISSI, as it will prepare you for a life of being a person who is PISSI.

Just a reminder.....meeting is on Fri. night at Delia's house. Don't forget to bring refreshments and air fresheners....for those of us who are using Free's patented PISS pads.


kOxxx, I've seen that pic before but it never fails to make me laugh. >shaking head< City folks!