There is a possum in my kitchen!

[Beekissed]

Wanna a depends? People on here keep giving them to me, so I have plenty......

I am forming a club called People Informed of Stress-induced Streams, also known as P.I.S.S. Membership is free, bring your own chair liner!

 

[freemotion]

Ah-ha! A name for my homemade tinkle pads....P.I.S.S. Pads!!!!

 

[big brown horse]

Wanna a depends? People on here keep giving them to me, so I have plenty......

I am forming a club called People Informed of Stress-induced Streams, also known as P.I.S.S. Membership is free, bring your own chair liner!

 

[delia_peterson]

I already have a chair liner....its a garbage bag Hey! ya'll have taught me to be frugal.....think of all the money I am saving!

Sure sign me up for the P.I.S.S. Club. I will be in charge of providing the chairliners for meetings....

 

[big brown horse]

Ah-ha! A name for my homemade tinkle pads....P.I.S.S. Pads!!!!

 

[Beekissed]

I already have a chair liner....its a garbage bag Hey! ya'll have taught me to be frugal.....think of all the money I am saving!

Sure sign me up for the P.I.S.S. Club. I will be in charge of providing the chairliners for meetings....

How sweet! Should we serve coffee? Tea? Cranberry juice?

 

[Ldychef2k]

You so totally win, hands down !!!!

I would have been in the car and 100 miles away before thinking "Gee, I should write about this on the forum."

You, my dear, have nerves of steel.

 

[big brown horse]

You guys!!! STOP!!

I do make great punch though...sign me up!

 

[Beekissed]

You so totally win, hands down !!!!

I would have been in the car and 100 miles away before thinking "Gee, I should write about this on the forum."

You, my dear, have nerves of steel.

I, my dear, have my computer in a whole 'nother room than the kitchen!

I was safely ensconced in my carefully lined office chair, while Ballsy O' Possum was cowering under my table.

He was kind of cute, in a grizzled, ugly sort of way.....sort of put one in mind of Wilford Brimley, you know?

 

[SKR8PN]

As my dearly beloved Grandfather would have said.......

"a.22 would take care of that"

And I ain't talking about the POSSUM..... I'm talkin' about the SON!!!