"Tankshill........
You will join BBH in working with different folks learning SS skills as well as child care. Also you will be helping to make breakfast each morning. You are also in charge of washing/drying/folding clothes for the small community. "
Ok I had to go back and read like 6 pages of planning to find I have been assigned laundry detail. NO WAY!!!

I can't keep up with the 5 people I have now. There is no way I can do wash for you all. I say we just make clothing optional. That will fix that.
I have many SS skills I just have not had time to list them. If I have to sell my house and move to Missouri I will have about 40 acres. I say we move the shin dig to my place and have it be a house warming.
I will use all of your God given gifts and talents to whip my place into shape in no time.
Only one thing. Each of you is required to bring me an animal. Bird, rabbit, goat, sheep, llama whatever you have I'll take it.
Hows that sound???