How to grate fels-naptha without hemmorhaging?

[FarmerDenise]

That's alright, the pirate game is stupid anyway. Self sufficient is much more fun and crazy.
Have some more rum ...
I think I will, maybe then I'll get sleepy, but just plain rum this time, no coke , naah , i'll probably get heartburn, I better just drink some plain bed time tea. :/

 

[eggs4sale]

Thank you for all the replies and advice, and for having a huge party in my absence.

I will try the soap soak next time, assuming I ever get up the courage to try again.

My husband is a mechanic, and I don't really know what he does all day, but from the looks of his clothes, I think he uses his stomach as a drain pan. Or he's incredibly klutzy. I plan to do the great 'homemade laundry soap' vs. Tide challenge and post the results on here. I will NOT post underwear results no matter how much ANYBODY begs. Well, let me be frank: cash talks.

 

[SKR8PN]

Hey.............eggs4sale..........don't look now, but you have new nickname.


For all you members who like to imbibe from time to time, and maybe want to mix things up a little bit..... I have a little ditty for you to remember.

Liquor before beer - never fear.
Beer before liquor - never sicker.

Not that I would know this from experience or anything, you understand.

 

[Beekissed]

Thank you for all the replies and advice, and for having a huge party in my absence.

I will try the soap soak next time, assuming I ever get up the courage to try again.

My husband is a mechanic, and I don't really know what he does all day, but from the looks of his clothes, I think he uses his stomach as a drain pan. Or he's incredibly klutzy. I plan to do the great 'homemade laundry soap' vs. Tide challenge and post the results on here. I will NOT post underwear results no matter how much ANYBODY begs. Well, let me be frank: cash talks.

Okay...this is gonna sound gross, EFS, but you've just been...er....um...baptized into the group. Yes, everyone, she has officially made me wet my pants! Are ya happy?

I literally had to go and change the panties on that one!





If we are breaking out the rum, I want a mudslide! Just a teensy, weensy one?


OH....and SOOOOO love the new title!!!!

 

[Farmfresh]

I plan to do the great 'homemade laundry soap' vs. Tide challenge and post the results on here. I will NOT post underwear results no matter how much ANYBODY begs. Well, let me be frank: cash talks.

I too- LOVE your title!

Just a small underwear note. The first person I ever saw make lye soap was my grandma. Each year she made a batch JUST to use on Grandpa's underwear!

She used to scrub his underwear on her wash board with that "special" soap and cuss Grandpa all the while she did it!!! My sister reminded me of this the other day and we BOTH about wet our chairs laughing at our "precious" childhood memory!

Now we have GOT to get those results ... how about barter?

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

*shakes head in disbelief*

I'm surrounded by lushes! We've one who can't use a cheese grater, one that wets her pants, and yet another with an unhealthy obsession for other's undergarments!

tsk tsk...just WHAT am I gonna do with ya'll????

 

[punkin]

*shakes head in disbelief*

I'm surrounded by lushes! We've one who can't use a cheese grater, one that wets her pants, and yet another with an unhealthy obsession for other's undergarments!

tsk tsk...just WHAT am I gonna do with ya'll????

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

 

[Farmfresh]

Well ... if you change the order a little bit it all goes together quite nicely.

1) Drink too much
2) Wet pants
3) Scrub with lye soap ...
4) REPEAT!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Well ... if you change the order a little bit it all goes together quite nicely.

1) Drink too much
2) Wet pants
3) Scrub with lye soap ...
4) REPEAT!

 

[big brown horse]

Well ... if you change the order a little bit it all goes together quite nicely.

1) Drink too much
2) Wet pants
3) Scrub with lye soap ...
4) REPEAT!