Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[Wifezilla]

old timey gospel bagpipe opera

Holy guacamole!

I could just lend you some belly dancing music. Abi has a good collection too! Nothing like a blaring mizmar or some Bollywood tunes to get someone's attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEXlvat5GA

he good news is that we figured out we have waaaaaay more property than we thought we did. hummm.... i think we need more fence b/c we think we have another 1000 ft to go!! this can only mean one thing.. cows.. oh yes.. there will be cows....

 

[MorelCabin]

Get a can of paint...oil paint is the best for this job...doesn't come off easily...next time the dog comes back pour some of the paint on him...bring him home by his collar and tell the neighbor he knocked a can of paint you were using off the shelf in your garage or something That dog'll have everything in thier house covered in no time...pick a real nasty color...something flourescant!

 

[freemotion]

Ooooo, you are evil....I love it! And save up some guinea poo and rub some deep into his fur. Not much is more rank than guinea poop!

 

[justusnak]

Ohhh, and some Broody poo!! WOW! That stuff is potent! Got a broody hen!??

 

[Occamstazer]

I plan on doing this to a dog that is causing me hassle. I like the greasy paint idea too

 

[big brown horse]

Occam!!!!!!!! OH-A MY-A GAUD!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!

 

[MorelCabin]

http://www.sufficientself.com/forum/uploads/1338_doggohome.jpg

I plan on doing this to a dog that is causing me hassle. I like the greasy paint idea too

I like that one! Haha...use something that is hard as heck to get off, and that doesn't dry very quickly:>)

 

[kcsunshine]

Just be careful. You can't train stupid.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

http://www.sufficientself.com/forum/uploads/1338_doggohome.jpg

I plan on doing this to a dog that is causing me hassle. I like the greasy paint idea too

best thing i've seen in a while! whooot!

and while i dont have a broody hen... my broody duck is basically a waddling little haz-mat bomb... i love her but... dang... she's just a little duck?!? where does that come from!!??!

dogs and i walked the property line this morning.... just so they could pee all over everything. they loved it.

Just be careful. You can't train stupid.

that is for sure... but you can and fence it out!

whoot! no i just gotta sort out all these turkeys....

BUT FIRST.. me and the hens need to learn this bollywood routine... ok gals waggle and shake!!!

 

[Farmfresh]

I don't know ... that MIGHT look a little intentional. Could be a larger bucket of worms.

... Then again .....

Why not paint a nice old TARGET on their sides. Think someone would get the idea?

Both would work so much better if they had no idea who had done the painting. I still like the "accidentally dumped" can of oil paint better or the "he went into the woods - I hope he is alright" scheme.

We had a Quarter mare for years that used to make animals in her pasture FLAT. We had flat raccoons, flat skunks, flat possums .... one day we had FLAT poodle. The neighbors dog kept "coming to visit". When this mare made animals flat, I mean the were FLAT every bone was broken.

I had moved away from home when the poodle became flat. My mom called me in a panic. That particular neighbor was known for his stupid lawsuits and she was worried there would be trouble even though HIS dog was trespassing! (If you lived in our stupid city this fear would make even more sense to you. The last time HIS dog came on OUR property our dog bit it and WE ended up in trouble for having an "aggressive" dog and our dog had to be tattooed and registered even though he never left his yard!!)

The solution was to scrape up the poodle, drive a bit down the road and slip him out on the highway! Prove now that he was horse flat and not truck flat!!! (Insert evil laugh here)