Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

[Denim Deb]

Oh, I guess I just assume that since I have things growing everyone must

Can I assume that we will see pix on your bloggitydo?

I need more sleep. i just read that as will we see sex. And I couldn't imagine why we would!

 

[savingdogs]

Okay, this is not as cheery as the last song, but the topic is MUD, right? I tried with Ode de Joy but the lyrics to that one are really weird, and do we really want an Ode to Mud? It might feel encouraged. However I did put this together, to the tune of Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You".....

*savingdogs stands up to sing drearily*


Because of Mud

I will not make
The same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself
Track the mud inside

I will not swim
The way you did, out to the barn
I have a lake
Where there stood a real nice yard..

Because of mud
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of mud
I learned to play on the inside
So I don't get stuck

Because of poo
I find it hard to trust
Anything thats brown around me
Because of poooooooooo, I am afraid

I lose my way
And I find myself slipping on the grass
I cannot move
Because I know Ill land right on my a$$

I'm forced to take
the longest route, every day in this zoo
My skin cant possibly tan
When it constantly smeared with mud-poo

Because of mud
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of mud
I learned to play on the inside
So I don't get stuck

Because of mud
I tried my hardest just to forget clean-ness
Because of mud
I learned to love brown carpet!

Because of mud
I'm ashamed of my floor because it's filthy
Because of poo, I am afraid

Because of mud

pooooo oooooooh

 

[Javamama]

That is perfect!

 

[AL]

bravo! Bravo!

 

[savingdogs]

The second stanza was directed at you, Java.

I used to always hate brown carpeting, perhaps that line isn't funny if you don't know how I hated brown carpet. Until we moved here where the carpet was WHITE.

The operative word here is WAS.....

 

[Javamama]

I caught that Made my day!

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

I will not swim
The way you did, out to the barn
I have a lake
Where there stood a real nice yard..

yay! i thought of java too! yay!

SD - you are the master song writer! whoooot!

 

[glenolam]

 

[abifae]

LOL! That's great!! *sings along*

 

[savingdogs]

I will not swim
The way you did, out to the barn
I have a lake
Where there stood a real nice yard..

yay! i thought of java too! yay!

SD - you are the master song writer! whoooot!

No I'm a faker rip-off artist! Hey but at least this song wasn't so old as most of my others. I was going for something more contemporary.