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[lorihadams]

You sooooooooo have to name her NIPPLES....that would totally make your MIL's head spin right off.....


TBM: Mom, have you seen nipples?
MIL: excuse me?
TBM: have you seen nipples?
MIL: yes, why do you ask?
TBM: I've been looking for nipples all morning...
MIL: why are you looking for nipples...
TBM: I need nipples to snuggle with when I take a nap

MIL: *head explodes*

OFG: *falls over laughing herself into oblivion*

Nicholas: *looking up from the counter* I'm not cleaning that up Mom....why is this house always covered in blood and guts???

 

[savingdogs]

Oh gosh, I should have thought of that as the name instead of Dolly Parton.....

I'm picturing the call to make the follow up visit to the vet...

OFG: I'm calling to make an appointment for my cat.

The Good Vet's receptionist: Oh, Hi! Which cat are we going to be seeing today?

OFG: Uh....the new one.

Receptionist: Did you name her yet?

OFG: Uh...yes....

Receptionist: long pause......."Uh, name?"

OFG: (mumbling) nip----els...

Receptionist: Pardon?

OFG, louder: Nipples

Receptionist: Pimples? Oh that is so cute, is she spotted?

OFG: Uh, no....I said NIPPLES.

Receptionist: Nipples?
*Receptionist ducks as everyone in the waiting room, who can hear her voice clearly, gasps.

 

[lorihadams]

Can you picture her sitting in the waiting room at the vet....

Receptionist-- *in her best sing-songy voice* Nipples? we're ready to see nipples now.....

 

[Javamama]

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

* OFG puts a paper bag over her head *

omg.... how on EARTH would i call the vet to tell them that Lil Nips has a fever?

me: Nipples is over heated!!!! i need you so see hot little....


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[Icu4dzs]

At least with your cat, the milk goes in, not comes out...which may be the cause of the fever!

 

[Britesea]

If Nipples is too much for you, you could call her Anne Boleyn. She was reputed to have more than two nipples...

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

I was thinking Schnipples. Kind of a blend of schnapps the drink and nipples - because ya'll have been tipping a bottle of SOMETHING!

 

[Wifezilla]

Any Friend's fans here? Nubbin? Chandler?

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Any Friend's fans here? Nubbin? Chandler?

OMG I totally forgot about the Nubbin! My FIL has what he calls a Touch Me Not