Halloooooooo!
Anybody home?
*SD spots the three dogs, has a moment of fear as they come bounding over to see who is trespassing on the porch. SD has a scary moment and then they recognize her smell (of dog) and start waving their tails in happiness and doing their best to be the first one petted by SD
"Where is yo mama?" SD asks
Kai drags a pig's head, which she is holding lovingly, out from behind the barn and SD smells a god-awful smell coming from it. She realizes that the dog she has been petting has been chewing on that disgusting thing and she marches in the kitchen to wash her hands. How long ago did they slaughter that pig? I'm surprised I can even tell what it is still.......can't get that smell off my hands.
and spots the pie......on the counter.....just asking for someone to finish it off......ummmm
mom murf yum yum gobble gobble (as SD quickly gobbles down last two pieces). Can't find a napkin. So SD sneaks back out on the porch, wiping hands on jeans, and tries to hide the fact that the dogs want to lick her sticky pie covered hands. *
Heh, OFG, your dogs don't mind if I steal the pie! hah hah Better get a karelian bear dog.