The Diary of Hardly
Date: Still a lookin.
Dear Kay Cee SS
After reeding ur glowin incouragement uv me koncerning a run 4 the Presidenten uv the United States uv Amercia, my button almost popped off uv my overhauls. With incouragement like that I wint rite 2 work a lookin in2 the situation. First uv all, I kouldnt let the Presidenten get in the way uv my new business, an my responsibilities 2 my Kustomers. U C I started up this here kleanin service. Last month I kleaned 3 hog pens, a chicken house, and a goat barn. an this month looks like Ill be bizy tryin to collect 4 that work. I think thats pretty good 4 the first two months in bizness. Anyway I decided to study up on this here presidenten, an I found out that the President uv the United States of America haz to have his self a cabinet. Well, shucks, if I cant garnish up anough common lumber 4 my platform, how in the world am I a goin to come up with qualified lumber 4 a cabinet? Then as I waz a surmisin on that problem, I began 2 think bout who I wood want for my advisers. I immediately thought uv you, Mr. Jacdon, DebDenim, Ant Quailwerp, HillTanks, Freecomotion, an a hole bunch uv the other finist folks in the world rite here on this enternet approved forum, but I ran in2 an other problem. Neither U nor the others cud be appoint as a Presidential advisors cauz I found out that none uv U have ever cheated on yer income taxes!
It jist looks hopeless.
Hardly