ROFLMBAOSTC!!!!! (and I don't even have a cat)
I read one of Dr. Laura's books, thinking it was outrageous. Well, she has been proven right in this thread. And I can already name the women who will criticize her and this post.
This forum will never be friendly to all as long as certain...
1. People now say "I know where to go when the SHTF" when finding out about our animals.
2. The main street is full of empty businesses.
3. The city elected not to have fireworks on the 4th of July.
4. The rodeo said it lost money last year due to such a poor turnout. It didn't even...
Most of the guys on "To Catch a Predator" are shy and 'sweet'. If you were my daughter, this man would be seeing the end of my shotgun, not being driven to the farmhouse for some lemonade.
But then I guess dad knows how 19 year olds are. If they wanna, they're gonna. And they have to learn...
Are these real dresses that hold up to some wear, or are these costumes? I see several that I would LOVE to have, but they're too short for my taste, so I'd wear a long skirt underneath. Especially some for pioneer re-enactment.
Have you ever owned one of these? And is it wholesale or open...
And WOW Beekissed! I'm trying to decide if you look more like Michelle Pfeiffer in Grease II or Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu. YOU were the girls I saw in 17 and all those magazines with John Travolta and Brooke Shields and Leif Garrett. I don't know if I should resent you or applaud you...
Me and my sisters and aunt. They're all lollipops.
And this isn't a youth photo, but it's all BB had in his computer for me. :/
Note the lollipop groom.
You guys are SO awesome!!! So many great ideas!
.....and that pumpkin is TO DIE FOR!
I'm putting this thread in my favorites so I can check here when I need more ideas. If you think of anything else that you've successfully done for any other holidays (or just days) please share!
I like...
There is this Girl Scout troop that has the great misfortune (idiocy?) to have me as their leader. The girls are 6, can mostly not read (ok, one girl can read), have very limited motor skills (sewing, making a God's-eye out of yarn, and putting those foam magnet kits together without the...
I don't understand eggnog. It looks and smells like chicken soup that's been left out for 3 days. And since 'nog' sounds like something we would have been chastised for doing by the nuns, I'm leery. Well, now that I think of it THAT way, maybe I gotta try me some nog!
I made plum pudding...
EXACTLY!!!! The first time I heard bagpipes was the first time I ever truly FELT. An aching, longing, wrenching feeling. Just profound.
When my dad died, we hired 3 bagpipers and a drummer to come from out of town for the funeral. The men filed in playing 'Amazing Grace', and I admit that...
I used to get told I looked like Meg Ryan, but now I look like Meg after a rough 20-year crack addiction.
If I paint my nails, I feel like I have olives on my fingertips.
I can't sing, can't whistle, can't outrun a bear, and can't understand why people don't send me money.
Now, as for YOU...