Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin

Yikes....angry turkeys do not sound fun. I have a chicken that has gone broody here in the last 2 days...I'm shoving duck eggs under her. :rolleyes:

Where are the chick pics? Did I miss them?
 
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin',
Tho the streams are swollen,
Keep them doggies rollin'
Rawhide

I gotta move that turkey
Who knows how mean she will be
Soon I'll be cleaning out her nest
She'll peck at me I'll just bet,
But I'll put on Hubby's helmet
She'll beat me with her big wings instead.
Rawhide

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Our hay's no longer growin'
Our neighbor got to mowin'
Darn his hide

Now a big fence I'm buildin'
Before I get to killin'
I got to make a big strawberry pie
The mayo cake's awaitin'
My next move I'm debatin'
A sign that says "touch this hay and DIE"
Rawhide.
 
:bow Excellent!

The Queen filksinger approves, even gives an A+ to that one!

:bow
 
Thank you, thank you. :cool: I'd like to thank the Academy and all the little people who have given me such good ideas over the years. And a special thanks to OFG who comes up with the gosh darndest tales I ever heard.

And I'd like to present this award to TBM who must have the patience of Job to live with that nutcase! :lau
 
YAY!!!! ok KC you win yourself a big pie of (no carb) pie AND cake!

cuz i made both last nite! whoooooooot!!!!

and can i get a hell ya on that filkin' baby! whooooot!

and yes. he's the most patient man. ever. i keep telling him how lucky he is to get all this free entertainment.

in fact, last nite i was telling him that all them ho's he used to date could not possibly have been as hilarious as me.

him: (blank stare)
me: choose your words carefully, friend.
him: yes dear

hee hee hee hee hee

ps i really dont make this stuff up! ha!
 
*gleno gets up after KC's awesome jam with a peice of OFG's mowed hay in her mouth, one side of overalls unclipped and hanging diagonally across her chest, hat on backwards with a flannel shirt tied around her waste*

Who dat ho?

You dat ho?

Me, No!

YOU dat ho!

HELLLL YEAHHHH
 
Woop Woop!

Hey! Old Neighbor Man! It's gonna get weird so be sure to pull up a chair close to the window!
 
glenolam said:
Woop Woop!

Hey! Old Neighbor Man! It's gonna get weird so be sure to pull up a chair close to the window!
HAHAHA Awesome
 

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