Ohiofarmgirl'sAdventuresinTheGoodLand-where ya been? whatcha been doin
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I want to see the ferocious oinkers 
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TESTUDO!!!! TESTUUUUUUUUUUUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're alive!!Bourbon Red said:
savingdogs
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*Savingdogs steps out with Java's hubby, ready for a repeat performance of the OFG new single, while you are waiting for rest of the story?" Crowd screams yes! She looks up at Java's man, who will be performing the vocals today. A one and a two (music starts, flute played by Farmfresh and crowd begins to softly sway)*
There's a lady we know as Ohio Farm Girl
And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.
When she gets them she knows, she will hate them for sure
But with a word she can eat them, for dinner.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying some piglets to slaughter
There's a sign on the wall warns that she might be small
But you know sometimes humor conquers all.
In the barn on the farm, there's a goat herd that sings,
our heads are bowed in respect to Queen milker.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it makes me hungry.
There's a feeling I get when I look on the web,
And my spirit is crying for laughing.
On her thread I have seen, tales and stories of bees,
And the ducks, creepie meat and the turkeys.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it really makes me hungry.
And it's whispered that she will soon write a book
Then the we'll all say we knew her when.
And a new day will dawn for those on the farm
And the forums will echo with laughter.
If there's a pig head in her hen house, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the pig pen.
Yes, there are two heads from those porkers she hated last year
But she got bacon stashed in the freezer.
And it makes me hungry.
You can't stop laughing when she starts in and then you jump in...
The cat posse's calling you to join in,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and oh no!
They are talking about gas again.
(Java's hubby really gets into it here)
And as we tell stories of her toil (Javamama on drums again)
Her milk is just startin' to boil. (everyone dancing now)
There walks a lady we all know (Ti and Lucky and Kai begin howling in tune)
Who shines SS light and wants to show (Debbie and Nibbles nodding heads)
How everything still easey peasey. (TBM watches in amazement)
And if you sniff really very hard (smell of bacon drifts in as a special effect)
The smell will come to you at last.
That all the bacons not quite gone....
To be a pig and not to die. (new pigs being drug in by a rope, squeeling for the final fade out)
And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.
There's a lady we know as Ohio Farm Girl
And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.
When she gets them she knows, she will hate them for sure
But with a word she can eat them, for dinner.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying some piglets to slaughter
There's a sign on the wall warns that she might be small
But you know sometimes humor conquers all.
In the barn on the farm, there's a goat herd that sings,
our heads are bowed in respect to Queen milker.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it makes me hungry.
There's a feeling I get when I look on the web,
And my spirit is crying for laughing.
On her thread I have seen, tales and stories of bees,
And the ducks, creepie meat and the turkeys.
Ooh, it makes me hungry,
Ooh, it really makes me hungry.
And it's whispered that she will soon write a book
Then the we'll all say we knew her when.
And a new day will dawn for those on the farm
And the forums will echo with laughter.
If there's a pig head in her hen house, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the pig pen.
Yes, there are two heads from those porkers she hated last year
But she got bacon stashed in the freezer.
And it makes me hungry.
You can't stop laughing when she starts in and then you jump in...
The cat posse's calling you to join in,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and oh no!
They are talking about gas again.
(Java's hubby really gets into it here)
And as we tell stories of her toil (Javamama on drums again)
Her milk is just startin' to boil. (everyone dancing now)
There walks a lady we all know (Ti and Lucky and Kai begin howling in tune)
Who shines SS light and wants to show (Debbie and Nibbles nodding heads)
How everything still easey peasey. (TBM watches in amazement)
And if you sniff really very hard (smell of bacon drifts in as a special effect)
The smell will come to you at last.
That all the bacons not quite gone....
To be a pig and not to die. (new pigs being drug in by a rope, squeeling for the final fade out)
And she's buying some piglets to slaughter.
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ohiofarmgirl
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*OFG, battle weary. Drags herself up the hill, accompanied by her faithful war hound Titan. The gleeful sound of pigz finding the electric fence behind her. She turns around and shakes her fist.....and cries *
"Oh vile villains!
Oh cursed foes!
Oh dastardly duo!
Oh Hated menace and trice cursed scourge of God!"
Behold the bacon -
They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Oh vile villains!
Oh cursed foes!
Oh dastardly duo!
Oh Hated menace and trice cursed scourge of God!"
Behold the bacon -
They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
TanksHill
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justusnak
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Oh those beautiful lovely much hated little slabs of bacon yumminess!! Just lovely! Congrats!
