what to do when youre in the wilderness?

[Wildsky]

Ahhhhhhh,,,,,,the joys of being a man. The whole world is our urinal, and we have a built in spout that comes in handy when you want to write your name in the snow!

Yeah?

Well the joy of being a woman is not being totally immobilized by one swift kick in the ...........................

 

[aggieterpkatie]

I have had to pee outside many a time and I never get anything on my hands.

 

[patandchickens]

I can't imagine me worrying about a bit of pee on my hands (when out in the woods I mean) -- really the only things in it are going to be (a few) viruses that were obviously already IN your body And like others, I don't recall that circumstance occurring many times anyhow.

I would prefer NOT to be walking around with solid waste on my fingers... but you know, I have done a fair bit of field work and fishing and stuff, and cr*pped in the woods a considerable number of times, and I do not think I can remember that ever *happening*. Maybe if I were in a desert with no rocks, leaves, grass, sticks, snow, just sand... I dunno. I've never NOT found something to wipe with, well enough to keep my hands clean.

Heck, I've even pooped in a certain number of horse stalls over the years (barns without washrooms, and yes, I took the deposit out to the manure pile and buried it, didn't just *leave* it in the stall ) and you just grab a handful of hay and sort of wind it up into a wad, and use that.

JME,

Pat

 

[freemotion]

Ahhhhhhh,,,,,,the joys of being a man. The whole world is our urinal, and we have a built in spout that comes in handy when you want to write your name in the snow!

AND....you can talk your city cousin into aiming for the electric fence!

 

[FarmerChick]

Ahhhhhhh,,,,,,the joys of being a man. The whole world is our urinal, and we have a built in spout that comes in handy when you want to write your name in the snow!

I can write my name in the snow too

please don't ask how

 

[SKR8PN]

Ahhhhhhh,,,,,,the joys of being a man. The whole world is our urinal, and we have a built in spout that comes in handy when you want to write your name in the snow!

I can write my name in the snow too

please don't ask how

No fair using a jar or a funnel.

 

[SKR8PN]

Ahhhhhhh,,,,,,the joys of being a man. The whole world is our urinal, and we have a built in spout that comes in handy when you want to write your name in the snow!

AND....you can talk your city cousin into aiming for the electric fence!

YUP!! To bad that only works the first time!

 

[SKR8PN]

Ahhhhhhh,,,,,,the joys of being a man. The whole world is our urinal, and we have a built in spout that comes in handy when you want to write your name in the snow!

Whasamatter Urban...you jealous??

 

[FarmerChick]

and with all this said, again---never ever eat yellow snow---it means SKR came to your home

 

[Denim Deb]

I can't imagine me worrying about a bit of pee on my hands (when out in the woods I mean) -- really the only things in it are going to be (a few) viruses that were obviously already IN your body And like others, I don't recall that circumstance occurring many times anyhow.

I would prefer NOT to be walking around with solid waste on my fingers... but you know, I have done a fair bit of field work and fishing and stuff, and cr*pped in the woods a considerable number of times, and I do not think I can remember that ever *happening*. Maybe if I were in a desert with no rocks, leaves, grass, sticks, snow, just sand... I dunno. I've never NOT found something to wipe with, well enough to keep my hands clean.

Heck, I've even pooped in a certain number of horse stalls over the years (barns without washrooms, and yes, I took the deposit out to the manure pile and buried it, didn't just *leave* it in the stall ) and you just grab a handful of hay and sort of wind it up into a wad, and use that.

JME,

Pat

I've been known if I'm cleaning stalls to squat over the manure bucket. Means I don't have to clean it up afterward.